Happy Forever Pagan Matchmaker - Hook Up Truck

Come say good-bye to Elaine...This will sadly be her last shift behind the bar.

Happy Forever: Pagan Matchmaker is a fictional story of an urban witch who uses “sex magick” to heal the world. The Hook-Up Truck presents a salacious stage performance intended to inspire copious copulations by extolling the virtues of a broad sexual spectrum. Spy Emerson hosts the variety/ game show encouraging people to make love for world peace, and everything (but a partner) is provided including comedic entertainment, celestial blessings, a place to bone, and adult refreshments prepared by the Ivy Room.

The story is set in a mythical urban glen, close to the oldest tree under the highway overpass, a magical gateway opens revealing a ritual romp exploring progressive sex culture with a cast of enchanted characters. A Witch guides the crew, along with The Gatekeeper, Mandolf Dingledong, who wields metric-magical appendages, Mole emerges with musical sounds from the underground, Kegel Beagle has an important message to share with all vagina owners and admirers, and Hal Robins officiates a “Church of the Subgenius” short duration group wedding in recognition of religious restrictions and ensure coitus approval in the eyes of the gods.

The Hook-Up Truck will be parked in front of the Ivy Room and available for rent anytime during the show from 6-8pm. Each week, special guests join the regular cast of Pagan Matchmaker to demo their sexual talent, and to play "Spin the Bottle”, "Confessions of a Pervert” and other activities engaging audience participation. Both couples and singles are encouraged to partake, all people of all orientations are welcome to join this game of Pansexuality.